frog

Here's some messages I got on Skype.


Lately, we have noticed you uttering the word "frog" in your articulated speech more and more, and we've become concerned about your mental well-being. We personally think that you've undergone a radical psychological transformation, wherein you've become uncontrollably obsessed with frogs, whether the organism, or anything designated a frog by agents in the schematic framework. As such, we recommend that you attend a treatment facility, where specialists trained in rehabilitation of frog-obsession syndrome - otherwise known as Ranidae preoccupation disorder - can and will assist you in gradually releasing any and all thoughts of frogs you might experience, and only for seventy four weekly payments of $79.99!


[2/12/2015 4:45:10 AM] Well: Alright now look here.
[2/12/2015 4:45:19 AM] Well: You listen up, buster.
[2/12/2015 4:45:25 AM] Well: You hearken.
[2/13/2015 11:26:53 AM] Well: You listen up here'n.
[2/13/2015 11:27:34 AM] Well: Look, I calculate you'll indubitably observe the textual material I transmit hereupon, so I shalt disseminate such spewage henceforth.
[2/13/2015 11:29:27 AM] Well: Within at least the next week, you can transmit me a fundamentally flabbergasting, nonsensical passage you composed, and you may find it widely disseminated in print form at a future date.
[2/13/2015 11:32:43 AM | Edited 9:16:36 PM] Well: Certain agencies, namely myself, will review the material prior to mass dissemination. We desire that if you wish to use the word 'frog' excessively, you at least add some other words - scratch that, don't use the fucking word frog. We have you covered. Well not really but you look here now. The point is, I'm looking for candidates for an utterly balderdashic excerpt that is not written by myself, but which will potentially receive widespread hearkening. Any balderdash I may attempt to compose may not suit my own interests, so if you send me an excerpt, namely one to three pages in Microsoft Word, Times New Roman, 12 point font, single-spaced, that I find sufficiently preposterous, such shalt potentially spew into the cosmos therefore, affirmatively and without doubt.
[2/13/2015 11:35:14 AM | Edited 11:35:24 AM] Well: Any accepted candidate will receive credit for their submitted postulations as such.


i frog u ♥